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French Bull Dog 'Not Today' Heavyweight T-Shirt

French Bull Dog 'Not Today' Heavyweight T-Shirt

  • Pure Comfort, 100% Ethically Grown U.S. Cotton
$30.00
$20.00 USD
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Shipping & Returns

Economy: 4-8 business days
Standard: 2-5 business days

We offer returns/exchanges within 30 days.
🌿Free first return included - shop with confidence.

Please visit our Refund Policy page for more detail.

Refund Policy

Size Chart

Product Features

- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams
- Fabric is garment-dyed for a soft feel and vibrant color
- Pre-shrunk cotton ensures maintained fit and comfort
- Ethically made with 100% US cotton for sustainable style

Care Instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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Product Description

Say "Not Today" to stress with this eye-catching graphic tee featuring the playful backside of a French Bulldog—a fun, lighthearted design perfect for dog lovers, pet enthusiasts, and anyone who needs a daily dose of humor.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt:

✔ Super-Soft Heavyweight Fabric – Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton, this tee is garment-dyed for a lived-in, vintage feel that gets cozier with every wear.
✔ Therapeutic Comfort – No side seams reduce irritation, making it ideal for sensory sensitivity, eczema, or anyone who prefers smooth, non-abrasive fabrics.
✔ Eco-Friendly & Durable – Tubular knit construction means less fabric waste, while pre-shrunk fabric ensures long-lasting fit and comfort.
✔ Ethically Made – Proudly crafted with responsibly grown cotton, supporting sustainable fashion.

Perfect For:

  • Mindfulness enthusiasts & dog lovers who appreciate humor and calm.
  • Sensory-friendly clothing seekers, including those with eczema or sensitivity.
  • Sustainable fashion advocates who value ethical production and low-waste materials.
  • Gift-giving - Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or self-care threats that blend comfort and self-expression.

Wear Your Peace – Whether it’s Casual Fridays, weekend errands, or cozy relaxation, this tee is a reminder to breathe deep and embrace your inner voice.

Style Note: Relaxed fit runs true to size—pair with jeans, joggers, or yoga pants for effortless vibes.

  • Classic unisex fit (Comfort Colors 1717)
  • Garment-dyed for a relaxed, vintage look
  • Breathable, heavyweight cotton for year-round comfort

FAQ

What’s Your Return & Exchange Policy?

We offer returns/exchanges within 30 days. Your first return is on us. Please visit our Refund Policy page for more detail.

Refund Policy

How Long Does Shipping Take?

  • Economy Shipping: 4-8 business days (free on orders over $50)
  • Standard Shipping: 2-5 business days

Do You Offer International Shipping?

Currently, we only ship within the U.S. (including Hawaii & Alaska). We’re working on international options—stay tuned!

What Payment Methods Do You Accept?

  • Credit/Debit (Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Discover)
  • PayPal
  • Apple Pay & Google Pay
  • Shop Pay

Are There Any Hidden Fees at Checkout?

Nope! The price you see is what you pay, except for sales tax (calculated based on your state). No surprise fees.

How Can I Track My Order?

Once shipped, you’ll get a tracking number via email. Click it to see real-time updates, or check under "My Orders" in your account.

How do you offset your environmental impact?

We donate to The Nature Conservancy: planting trees to tackle climate change, conserving wildlife, restoring coral reefs. You're making a difference to help our air and water when you make an order!