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Funny 'Whatever' Definition Heavyweight T-Shirt

Funny 'Whatever' Definition Heavyweight T-Shirt

  • Pure Comfort, 100% Ethically Grown U.S. Cotton
$30.00
$20.00 USD
33% OFF Sold out
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Shipping & Returns

Economy: 4-8 business days
Standard: 2-5 business days

We offer returns/exchanges within 30 days.
🌿Free first return included - shop with confidence.

Please visit our Refund Policy page for more detail.

Refund Policy

Size Chart

Product Features

- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit
- Double-needle stitching for durability
- Garment-dyed fabric for a soft texture
- Made with high-quality US cotton for comfort
- Relaxed fit and crew neckline for versatile styling

Care Instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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Product Description

Embrace effortless style with our "Whatever" definition t-shirt, featuring bold typography art that captures a carefree, laid-back attitude. This funny graphic tee is perfect for casual outings, lounging, or adding a touch of humorous sarcasm to your wardrobe.

Ultra-Comfortable, Sensory-Friendly Design

Crafted for all-day comfort, this tee is made from 100% ring-spun US cotton, ensuring breathable softness and durable wear. The heavyweight fabric provides a therapeutic, cozy feel, ideal for those with sensory sensitivity or eczema, thanks to its smooth, irritation-free texture.

Thoughtful Construction for Maximum Comfort

  • Tubular knit design (no side seams) reduces friction and skin irritation
  • Pre-shrunk fabric maintains shape wash after wash
  • Ethically sourced cotton, sustainably grown and harvested
  • Reduced fabric waste due to seamless one-piece knitting

Classic Vintage Fit with a Modern Edge

Part of the Comfort Colors 1717 collection, this tee features a relaxed, vintage-inspired fit with rich, long-lasting dyes for a lived-in look. Whether you're running errands or hanging out with friends, this "Whatever" shirt keeps you looking cool and feeling comfortable.

Perfect for:

  • Casual wear & weekend vibes

  • Gift ideas for sarcastic humor lovers

  • Minimalist streetwear with a bold statement

FAQ

What’s Your Return & Exchange Policy?

We offer returns/exchanges within 30 days. Your first return is on us. Please visit our Refund Policy page for more detail.

Refund Policy

How Long Does Shipping Take?

  • Economy Shipping: 4-8 business days (free on orders over $50)
  • Standard Shipping: 2-5 business days

Do You Offer International Shipping?

Currently, we only ship within the U.S. (including Hawaii & Alaska). We’re working on international options—stay tuned!

What Payment Methods Do You Accept?

  • Credit/Debit (Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Discover)
  • PayPal
  • Apple Pay & Google Pay
  • Shop Pay

Are There Any Hidden Fees at Checkout?

Nope! The price you see is what you pay, except for sales tax (calculated based on your state). No surprise fees.

How Can I Track My Order?

Once shipped, you’ll get a tracking number via email. Click it to see real-time updates, or check under "My Orders" in your account.

How do you offset your environmental impact?

We donate to The Nature Conservancy: planting trees to tackle climate change, conserving wildlife, restoring coral reefs. You're making a difference to help our air and water when you make an order!